in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
That’s it. That’s the movie.
stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast
Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
fucking ellen
omg this girl putting on makeup on her husband
i can’t stop laughing at his face
omfg
his reaction when he saw his face at the end omfg i couldnt stop laughing
omfg he has the funniest reactions holy shit the end tho
“baby you said i look beautiful. were you lying?”
perfect marriage
Remember when they said they had to edit out Dan’s screams during Sirius’ death scene because they were too gut-wrenching?
stop


